Airstream Land Yacht XL 396

Airstream Land Yacht XL 396
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Sunday, December 20, 2015

A sonnet to morning blues

A sonnet to morning blues

by Frank Hogg



I gotta go pee

The morning light is dim, it’s too early, I wanna go back to sleep.

I gotta go pee

I pull the cold foot back under the covers and try to warm it with the warm foot. I wanna go back to sleep.

I gotta go pee.

Maybe if I lay still I can go back to sleep.

I gotta go pee.

Damn!

Where’s my slippers? If I keep my eyes half closed maybe I can get back to sleep. Man it’s cold!

I gotta go pee

Where the fuck are my slippers, careful don’t open you eyes too much. Oh, there it is, crap! Wrong one.

Now I really gotta go pee!

If I don’t put my slippers on my feet will get cold and I won’t be able to get back to sleep. Oh, there it is. Eyes going back to half closed.

Man have I gotta pee!

Walk deliberately, no wasted steps, sit down because you can’t pee standing up with your eyes half closed. Holy crap the seat is COLD!

Ahhhhhhh……

Stumble back to bed, keeping eyes half closed isn’t working. Get into bed with slippers on to keep feet warm. Find the warm spot, pull the covers up, close eyes. . . . . . . . . . . . . Shit! I’m awake!



If only I didn’t have to go pee...


Friday, December 18, 2015

Book in the works

I am very busy writing my second book. It is coming along fine at about 300 pages. I don't have a title for it yet but it covers the 50 days Southwest Adventure Caravan 2015. I'll put up more info when I have something to say.

Thank You.

Saturday, August 8, 2015

Coming Attractions

I have been making some additions to the Airstream.

I added a rear view camera that uses WiFi with a smartphone I put a iPhone 4 on my rear view mirror with rubber bands and it works fine. You could also buy a cheap $50 Android tablet for the screen. The camera setup was only about $70 and I'm really pleased with it.

I added a WeBoost cell booster from Wilson but I'm still tweaking it.

I ran a CB radio antenna through the battery door to the inside of the Airstream. It works okay but a lot of Airstreamers run the antenna through the refrigerator vent which works well too.

I have the pictures so all I need to do is the story now.

:)

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Tuesday, May 26, 2015

A most unusual experience

This is the tale of buying, then not buying a used Airstream 31 from a dealer in the northeast, the largest Airstream dealer to hear them tell it.

If they had spelled our name correctly on the contract, if they put in writing what they said they would do we would have bought it. But most importantly of all… If the general manager had not lost his temper and demanded we sign a faulty contract we would have bought it.

But we didn’t and we are so glad we didn’t because we ended up with an equal or even better Airstream for many thousands less, 5 digits worth less!

Here’s how it went down. We were in Florida looking for a used Airstream. We saw several in various states and one we almost bought but it needed more work than we were willing to do, so we passed on it. But then we found a Classic 31 on a website of a dealer in the northeast that seemed to fit our needs. We called and talked to the general manager and struck a deal. He required or rather demanded 10% down then and there via our credit card, which we did. He then turned it over to a woman who sent us the contract via email. There were many problems with the contract. First the bottom was cut off, the back was missing, our name was misspelled and 4 of the 8 things verbally promised were not in writing. This latter is important because where the four things were in writing was a place for us to sigh that said we would only get what was IN writing.

We asked for these corrections to be made before we signed it. They refused, we got suspicious. Why not put in writing what they promised to do? Why not correct the spelling on the contract. The more we talked with them and the more we thought about it the more suspicious we got. Time passed. Something was rotten with this deal, perhaps something was wrong with the Airstream that we couldn’t know as we had never seen it.

Airforums inspectors to the rescue. Airforums is a website for Airstream owners to trade information etc. As a feature of the group many seasoned Airstream owners offer their services for free to inspect Airstreams for sale. We looked and found to our surprise a friend we had met in Florida who was back east and could do the inspection for us. We contacted the dealer and they said they would be happy to have the inspection done. So we were encouraged by that and went ahead. The inspector found some things and we put that all together into an email to the GM. 

Then things went downhill fast. At 9:27 AM on the Monday morning after he got our email he called us and boy was he pissed! He made claims that were outrageous. He inferred that we were besmirching his company and on and on. There was no talking to him at all. We both suggested we talk after he calmed down but he kept going on and on. Finally he demanded we agree to and sign the faulty contract or the deal was off and he’d return our deposit that day. We were shocked to say the least. We have both been in business longer than this GM has been alive and neither of us had experienced anything like this. The level of unprofessionalism was staggering. We discussed it and thought that perhaps he had not seen the faulty contract we were sent so we emailed it to him, again explaining our problem with it.

No response from him so at 11:30, 30  minutes before his deadline of noon, we reluctantly emailed that we would take him up on his offer to cancel the deal and return our money by the end of the day. Neither of us were surprised that it took three days and a call to American Express to get our money back.

On reflection we dodged a bullet. There were so many inconsistencies in his claims. For example he said he had 5 people waiting to buy the Classic 31. In fact it remained on their website for months before it was sold. I want to make this clear that this is just one experience we had with this man and in no way should this reflect on the company he works for. I have read on Airforums of many people who had positive dealings with them. As a matter of fact I’ve never read a bad thing said about his company which is kinda odd wouldn’t you say. But then, his company does advertise on there which may have something to do with that. This is what happened to us and what I’ve written here is my opinion only.

Let the buyer beware… 

Notes about buying used from a dealer. Keep in mind that new Airstreams carry a warranty from the factory. Any work on the new ones that a dealer sells is paid for by the company, not the dealer. A used anything, Airstream or anything else is owned by the dealer. Anything that has to be done to make it salable is paid for by the dealer. The more he has to put into it the less profit he makes. No dealer I know of guarantees a used trailer so it really is buyer beware. You are buying it, ‘as is’ so if there is a problem with it you have to get in writing what the dealer will do before the sale. The GM in our case refused to put in writing what he said he would do and demanded that we agree to that, ‘in writing!’ Under no circumstances would we do that. It is better to walk away from a bad deal than be stuck with something like this. There really is no reason to buy used from a dealer. You are buying ‘as is’ with only the word of the dealer that all is well. If something breaks as you drive off the lot the dealer is under no obligation to fix it. 

As I said our patience paid off and we found the perfect AS Classic 30 for far less money that what that dealer wanted. I’ll go into that purchase in another post.


Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Getting closer

I got the number situation done and checked out the new trailer brake. Everything is all set for the trip except for that thing I forgot, you know, THAT thing. I'm sure I'll remember it when it's too late. But that life, onward and upward. Now all that's left is packing clothes and stuff.

Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Getting ready for Alumapalooza 6

Alumapalooza 6 | Fun at the Airstream factory!

This will be our first trip in our new to us Airstream Classic 30. We've spent the last two weeks getting her ready, cleaning and stocking her up. We've had five years in an old Class C motorhome so it's not that new to us but it is different. We have to remember that we have a truck to store stuff in in addition to the AS(AirStream).

Last night I took off the "1" from the front and back of the AS. A previous owner had the WBCCI number of 1205 and still owned it. WBCCI gave us the number 7205 which means I had to replace the "1" with a "7". I was surprised how easy the "1" came off with just the use of a hair dryer. Now I have to prep the area and put up the "7".

I plan to do a lot of looking and asking questions this next week. What rear view camera are you using for one. It's very odd to drive without knowing what's behind me. I can only see if someone's there on a curve or if I drift a bit to the side. The 6 hour or so drive up to Jackson Center Ohio will be very interesting and informative.

We did a short test trip and found out the brake controller on the truck was causing the trailer brakes to 'pulse' and overheat. I installed a new one and will have to test that out one day this week before we head out. While I had the lower dash out I added a 3 amp hard wired dual USB port with an extra cigarette lighter outlet. That makes three of those which should give us enough to power everything in the cab while on the trip. I like to use my old Garmin GPS as a backup to the iPhone/iPad with Google maps. And we also discovered that the iPad mini sets perfectly on the dash boards extended cup holder without any special mount. There is another two cup holders in the console between the seats so it works out well... I think.

The truck is an old 2004 Ford F-250 with a V10 gas engine. Diesel would have given better torque and gas mileage but that would have been a wash because the fuel costs more. Repairs are also lots more so I decided to stay with what I know. So far I like the truck but gas mileage even without pulling anything is poor. About 8.8MPG around town and 12MPG on the road. I'm hoping for 10 pulling the AS which would be a huge improvement over the 7.5 in the motorhome. This trip will tell us what it really is.

After Alumapalooza we're planning on spending about a week coming back making stops at interesting places along the way.

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Monday, May 4, 2015

This is for all the grandfathers out there

This is for all the grandfathers out there.

Last week, I took my grandchildren to a restaurant. My six-year-old grandson asked if he could say grace.

As we bowed our heads he said, "God is good, God is great. Thank you for the food, and I would even thank you more if Grandpa gets us ice cream for dessert, and liberty and justice for all! Amen!"

Along with the laughter from the other customers nearby, I heard a woman remark, "That's what's wrong with this country. Kids today don't even know how to pray. Imagine, asking God for ice cream! Why, I never!"

Hearing this, my grandson burst into tears and asked me, "Did I do it wrong? Is God mad at me?" As I held him and assured him that he had done a terrific job, and God was certainly not mad at him, an elderly gentleman approached the table.

He winked at my grandson and said, "I happen to know that God thought that was a great prayer."

"Really?" my grandson asked. "Cross my heart," the man replied. Then, in a theatrical whisper, he added, (indicating the woman whose remark had started this whole thing), "Too bad she never asks God for ice cream. A little ice cream is good for the soul sometimes."

Naturally, I bought my grand-children ice cream at the end of the meal. My grandson stared at his for a moment, and then did something I will remember the rest of my life. He picked up his sundae and, without a word, walked over and placed it in front of the woman.

With a big smile he told her, "Here, this is for you. Shove it up your ass you grouchy old bitch!"



Touches the heart doesn't it?

HT:A